12 Funny healing quotes — Wordgag ツ

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

5 hours ago5 hours ago

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

3 days ago3 days ago

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

1 week ago1 week ago

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

1 month ago1 month ago

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

2 months ago2 months ago

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

2 months ago2 months ago

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Jan 26, 20253 months ago

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Jan 22, 2025