20 Funny healing quotes

• Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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  10 hours ago

  beer, called, drink, girl, healing, healing potion, humor, potion, try

• Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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  2 weeks ago

  booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  4 weeks ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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  1 month ago

  breakup, day, free, freedom, girl, girls, healing, humor, just, process, recovery, relationship, wake

• They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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  1 month ago

  anger, emotion, frustration, healing, mad, sarcasm, say, still, time

• It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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  1 month ago

  3am, balance, comedy, deprivation, healing, health, hours, humor, insomnia, late, late hours, late night, life, life balance, night, ruin, self-care, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, unfortunately

• If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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  1 month ago

  healing, humor, i, inventor, irony, linear, medical, much, tell

• If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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  1 month ago

  alone, backwards, boy, healing, home, home alone, humor, loving, men, perspective, story, watch

• If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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  1 month ago

  alone, backwards, comedy, healing, home, home alone, kid, love, men, movie, perspective, story, watch

• I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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  1 month ago

  again, color, color preference, emotional, emotional healing, girl, girls, healing, i, liking, means, pink, preference, start, think

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