Funny healing quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

  Commentary:
  When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat

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  2 days ago

  Share →: They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

  Commentary:
  Still waiting for that time therapy to kick in! ⏰🙄😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

  Commentary:
  "If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  "Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!

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