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65 Funny history quotes

Funny history quotes πŸ€“πŸ“œ are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, offering a delightful peek into the past with a humorous twist. Imagine famous figures sprinkling their conversations with cheeky remarks and clever observations πŸ˜‚. These quotes remind us that history wasn’t always serious πŸ›οΈ; it had its fair share of laughs too. Dive into the lighter side of history and enjoy a giggle while learning something new 🀭!

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Posted on6 months ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like β€œomg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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