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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Just shared via Twitch:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Trending via YouTube:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Going viral on Slack:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Trending via TikTok:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Just landed via Telegram:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Funny humorous observation quotes bring a splash of wit and a dash of laughter to everyday moments 😂✨ These clever nuggets of truth turn the ordinary into something hilariously relatable 🤣 Whether you need a quick mood boost or just love spotting the quirks of life, these quotes are pure gold 💡😜 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort with delight!

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
3 weeks ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
1 month ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"
2 months ago
Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Commentary:
"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"
2 months ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
6 months ago
Share →: Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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🤣 Oh, moms and their unmatched ability to connect the dots in the most unexpected ways! Bringing you the latest family news from the depths of six degrees of separation! 🌟 Just remember, in the maternal network, no detail is too small to share! 😆 #MomLogic

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Just shared via Telegram:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Going viral on Messenger:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Trending via Snapchat:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Going viral on Discord:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Reported on YouTube:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Shared recently on X:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Shared recently on Instagram:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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