Funny humorous observation quotes — Wordgag ツ

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

3 months ago3 months ago

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

4 months ago4 months ago

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

5 months ago5 months ago

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

5 months ago5 months ago

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

5 months ago5 months ago

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Jan 22, 2025