Funny humorous observation quotes

• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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  2 months ago

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• Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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  2 months ago

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• If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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  2 months ago

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• Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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  2 months ago

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• Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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  2 months ago

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• Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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  2 months ago

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• Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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  3 months ago

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