Commentary:
"If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"
Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking friendship to a whole new level! 🤏🔑 Just imagine carrying a mini version of your friend around everywhere you go. They'd be your little sidekick, always there when you need them – just make sure not to lose your keys or you might misplace your friend too! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"
Commentary:
Oh, the legendary creature known for its incredible ability to express exasperation with just one eye open! 🙄 It’s a rare sight to behold, the majestic Sighclops wandering through the realms of boredom and indifference. A true icon of mythological sighing power! 😂🧛♂️ #SighGoals
Commentary:
"Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑"
Commentary:
"Who needs supervillains when we have a superhero this chill? 🦸♂️😂 Just imagine a hero casually ironing their cape with laser vision – practicality at its finest! #SoupGoals"
Commentary:
"If only politely declining dates resulted in a spectacular fiery show like hurling oneself into an active volcano 🔥🌋 Can you imagine the dramatic effect it would have on the dating scene? 😆 #MyExcusesAreHotterThanLava"
I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"
Commentary:
🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷♂️"
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥
Commentary:
"God: 'I'm all-knowing, but honestly, sometimes ignorance looks pretty tempting… 😅🤷♂️🙈'"