1611 Funny joke quotes

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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• The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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• I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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• Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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• Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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• I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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• The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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• Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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• Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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