42 Funny kindness quotes

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  2 days ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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  5 days ago

  humor, i, joke, kill, kindness, lightsaber, pun, star, Star Wars, understand, wars

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  2 weeks ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, else, empathy, everyone, feelings, humor, i, kinder, kindness, little, personality, sensitive, too

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  4 weeks ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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  1 month ago

  flirting, gender, gender stereotype, humor, job, kindness, man, mistake, misunderstanding, stereotype

• Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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  1 month ago

  compliment, compliments, humor, irony, killing, kindness, murder, pun, wordplay

• Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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  1 month ago

  being, humor, i, job, just, kindness, paid, payment, sarcasm, sweetheart, wish

• It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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  1 month ago

  basic, comeback, commentary, decency, human, human decency, humor, kindness, nice, social, social commentary

• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, choice, choose, early, humor, i, kindness, morning, motivation, procrastination, self-control, still, today, well

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