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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Spreading quickly via X:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Live now on Discord:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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21 Funny kindness quotes

Funny kindness quotes bring a smile 😄 while reminding us to spread love 💖 in the quirkiest ways! They mix humor 🤪 with heart, proving that being nice doesn’t have to be boring. Ready to brighten your day and inspire some good vibes? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’ll make kindness feel like a fun adventure! 🎉✨

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6 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
6 days ago
Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
6 days ago
Share →: May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Commentary:
Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶
2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Commentary:
"Yes, let's bring empathy back like it's a retro fashion trend! 🕺🧡👖 #EmpathyIsTheNewBlack"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Commentary:
"Kindness is the key to pool party invites! 🏊‍♂️😄💦"
4 weeks ago
Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
2 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Commentary:
"Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
2 months ago
Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Commentary:
"When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"
2 months ago
Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Commentary:
"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Trending via X:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Just landed via Facebook:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Going viral on Facebook:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Going viral on Messenger:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Breaking via X:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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