Funny kindness quotes

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

"What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?" I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025