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Funny knees quotes

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025