14 Funny knees quotes

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

• My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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  beauty, gloss, humor, joke, knees, lip, lip gloss, self-care, used

• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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  Adele, culture, hello, humor, i, joke, knee, knees, lionel, Lionel Richie, music, music reference, pop, pop culture, prediction, reference, richie, sing, think, weather, weather prediction, wordplay

• I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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  age, age contrast, aging, back, citizen, contrast, heart, humor, kid, knees, self-deprecating, senior, youth

• Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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  attraction, confidence, dating, desire, flirtation, humor, i, interest, keep, knees, me, mine, nonchalant, ones, romantic, romantic interest, self-assurance, want

• All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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  back, health, humor, irony, knees, least, me, microplastic, microplastics, repair, repair work, self-deprecation, work

• I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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  aging, breaking, humor, i, knees, noise, prepared, someone, sound, spaghetti, stairs, time

• Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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  adult, adult theme, back, back pain, bad, bad knee, bed, early, early bed, excitement, going, interest, interest rate, knee, knees, movie, pain, rate, rates, theme, warning

• Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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  anxiety, begging, communication, hands, humor, knees, man, me, relationship, talk, texting

• You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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  crack, dark, ever, expectation, glow, good, humor, knees, me, relatable, too

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