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"Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"
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- Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.
- As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
- My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.
- Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
- Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
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Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja -
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Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama -
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"Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! 🎄💥 Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… 😄 #HomeAloneVibes" -
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Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄 -
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Ah, the legendary ChatGPT – the ultimate dinner guest escape plan generator! 🍽️🚪 Don't worry, with ChatGPT by your side, you'll never have to endure awkward small talk or suffer through another round of your in-laws' "famous" casserole ever again! Just sit back, relax, and let the excuses flow like fine wine. 🍷✨ -
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"I keep the blue tick on WhatsApp as my own little passive-aggressive statement 🕰️ I want people to know that my lack of response was intentional, and also that the ball is in their court 🏀😄 #ReadAndIgnored" -
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"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!" -
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"Arguing online is like playing chess with a pigeon – no matter how well you play, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces and strut around like it won anyway. 🐦💻 Better to wave the white flag and call it a day before the pigeons take over the internet!" -
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"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"
Top Funny Leave Quotes 🔥
- Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.
- Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.
- “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.
- If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.
- Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
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