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Sounds like the secret to a spotless home is pretending you're always expecting surprise guests! 🧹🏃♂️🙈
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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.
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When A.I. becomes too smart, it's like a teen who just discovered sleep: suddenly, it has nothing on its to-do list. 🤖😴📝
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.
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Guess I was a trendsetter and didn't even know it! 😂📉🚫
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.
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Finally discovered the secret to being cool—just stop caring! Who knew wrinkles came with wisdom and swag? 😎🎉 #GeezerGoals
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
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Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.
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Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance
Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.
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Feeling like water therapy is cheaper than tech rehab! 💧🚫📱