Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has shared:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΄ has copied:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has downloaded:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has shared:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has downloaded:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

771 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,933

Funny Quotes Topics

13,906

Funny Quotes Images

10,933

Updated

16 minutes ago

Users Online

3,435

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just landed via X:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Going viral on YouTube:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Trending via Reddit:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Going viral on WeChat:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Live now on YouTube:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Just shared via Slack:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Home Β» Funny Life Stage Quotes Β» Page 2

13 Funny life stage quotes

More funny life stage quotes πŸ‘‡

For even more funny life stage quotes, check out the next page, if available πŸ‘‡

All funny life stage quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes πŸ‘Œ

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

Trending Funny Quotes πŸ“ˆ

Hot Funny Quotes πŸ”₯

Trending Topics πŸ“

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

771 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,933

Funny Quotes Topics

13,906

Funny Quotes Images

10,933

Updated

16 minutes ago

Users Online

3,430

Funny Quotes of the Month πŸš€

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡© has viewed:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡° has copied:

Girls be like β€œforget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has viewed:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has shared:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has copied:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, β€œWe needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has viewed:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Just landed via Threads:

Plants are like β€œI’ll have a light lunch.”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

β€œStop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Trending via WeChat:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Making waves on YouTube:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Spotted on Reddit:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Shared recently on Twitch:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Reported on Pinterest:

When I die I want people to say β€œHmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Share Wordgag πŸ™

Β© 2025. All fights retarded. πŸ€ͺ

Made with ❀️ in Sydney β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄