Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"
19 Funny life stage quotes
Welcome to your 50βs. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.
Iβm at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet liberation of house arrest – where the only ankle you need to monitor is the one kicking back on the sofa! π βοΈ Embracing that stage in life where pajamas are the new power suits and Netflix is the ultimate escape plan. Who needs the great outdoors when you've got great indoors, am I right? π #HomebodyGoals
I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.
Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.
Commentary:
"Offering advice in your late 20s to someone in their early 20s is like a toddler trying to guide a newbie on their very first steps in the wide world of adulthood! π§πΆ While your intentions might be well-meaning, there's no denying the comical mismatch in experience levels. Just remember, we're all in this chaotic journey together! ππ"
Iβm at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as βelderly.β
I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.
Welcome to your 40βs. You now have to second guess your age as you canβt believe youβre that old.
