118 Funny living quotes

• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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• “What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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• My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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• Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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• This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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• I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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