114 Funny lot quotes

• You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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• I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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• Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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• My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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• Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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• Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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• I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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• I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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• I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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• A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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  coach, education, football, history, humor, lot, misunderstanding, politics, teacher, understand

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