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  • Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

    Commentary:
    👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don’t invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣

  • As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

    Commentary:
    “Move over thunderstorms, this dad’s sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals”

  • lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

    Commentary:
    “lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let’s just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter”

  • Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

    Commentary:
    “Therapy is great for the mind, but nothing beats belting out a power ballad in your car for the soul! 🎤🚗 Who needs a therapist when you have your own private concert on wheels, right?”

  • I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You’re always welcome for those unsolicited ‘You’re welcome!’ moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you’ve got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉”

  • If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, bless you and your loud sneezes that echo across the hemisphere like a symphony of nasal fanfare! 🤧🌍 Looks like you’ve got the globe covered with your sneeze game – world domination, one achoo at a time! 😂”

    Fun Fact or Trivia:
    Did you know that the average person’s sneeze travels at a speed of about 100 miles per hour? 🤧💨

  • I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn’t get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️

  • If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

    Commentary:
    🌲🗣️💬 “If you’re ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting ‘help!’ 🏕️🤔💥”

  • My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

    Commentary:
    🍽️ When your husband starts reading the menu out loud like it’s the most thrilling novel in the world, you know you’re in for a wild dining experience! 🙈 Who knew deciding between steak or chicken could be such an epic saga? Maybe we should start a support group for menu-reading partners! 🤣 #MenuMania

  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

    Commentary:
    🦗 “This summer’s goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing” 🏡

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