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6 months ago
Share →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Commentary:
Looks like Gordon Ramsay is bringing the heat in the kitchen with that four curse meal! 😂🔥 Hopefully, the taste isn't as spicy as his language! 🌶️🍴#CookingWithCurses
6 months ago
Share →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Commentary:
From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨
6 months ago
Share →: I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Commentary:
"Looks like even God couldn't resist showing off his greatest creation—Pedro Pascal! 🌟💁‍♂️ Who can blame Him? I mean, have you seen that charismatic smile and those acting skills? 😏🌟 #PedroPascalIsDivinelyGifted"
6 months ago
Share →: Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Commentary:
"Out with the old, in with the new! If you suddenly hear crickets, you might want to check if you made the cut. 🦗👀 #NewChapter #SorryNotSorry"
6 months ago
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
6 months ago
Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"
6 months ago
Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Commentary:
"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Commentary:
"Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"
6 months ago
Share →: My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️"