17 Funny meetings quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the award-winning performance of nodding and smiling, truly captivating the audience of none 😉👏 Who needs an Oscar when you have mastered the art of pretending to listen in virtual meetings? 🎬🤣 #ZoomLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the corporate dance of 'circling back' and 'taking another lap' – like a never-ending tango with emails 🔄💃🕺. Who knew office communication could be so rhythmic and repetitive? 😄 #CorporateQuirks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the famous "Oops, my Wi-Fi is acting up again" move! 📶😏 Adding this button would be a game-changer for all those who need a quick escape from a meeting! Just imagine the collective sigh of relief from introverts worldwide. ✨ #ZoomMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

  Commentary:
  It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

  Commentary:
  Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

  Commentary:
  "The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. It's like battling White Walkers in a boardroom setting. Winter is coming…to my to-do list. ❄️👔 #GameOfMeetings"

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