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5 months ago
Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Commentary:
"Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"
5 months ago
Share →: Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Commentary:
"Insanity doesn't just run in my family, it's hosted the Olympics! 🏇🤪 Buckle up, we take crazy to a whole new level! 😂 #FamilyTraditions"
5 months ago
Share →: Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for solitude and mental preparation in the wee hours of the morning – the ultimate life hack for introverts and morning birds alike! 🌅☕️ Just don't hit the snooze button too many times, or you might run out of hours to prep and end up diving headfirst into the chaos! ⏰😅 #MorningMentor #AloneTimeAlchemist"
5 months ago
Share →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"
5 months ago
Share →: My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Commentary:
"Ah, the vicious cycle of stress! It's like stressing about stressing – stress-ception! 🌀 Just when you think you've got it under control, stress pops up to say 'Surprise!' 🤯 Don't stress about stressing about stress…or do you? 🤔 Let's find some stress relief for your stressed-out stress! 💆‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Commentary:
Looks like the brain's flights of fancy have been delayed indefinitely due to heavy fog ☁️✈️ Don't worry, the cognitive runway will clear up soon for some smooth takeoffs and landing! 🧠✨ #BrainFog #DelayedThoughts
5 months ago
Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Commentary:
"Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸‍♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Commentary:
"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"