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6 months ago
Share →: It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Commentary:
"Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes 💤 and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️⏰. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!"
6 months ago
Share →: Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Commentary:
"Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨"
6 months ago
Share →: The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of mobile time dilation! 🕒😄 Who knew 10 minutes could stretch into 3 hours of endless scrolling and funny cat videos? 📱🐱 Sweet dreams and strong Wi-Fi signals to all!"
6 months ago
Share →: “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! 🏋️‍♂️💁‍♀️ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! 😄🍕 #CouchPotatoGoldMedal
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Commentary:
"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Commentary:
Well, that's 5 minutes well spent in the grand saga of procrastination! 🕒😅 Here's to hoping the next project doesn't become a 6-month mini-series! 📆🎬 Remember, life's too short to stress about the small stuff… until it becomes a big stuff! 😂✨
6 months ago
Share →: I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you have a passport to keep tabs on? Passport-checking: the latest travel workout trend! 💼✈️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Commentary:
"Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Commentary:
"Who knew elevator rides could be such an epic saga in the movies? 🎥😄 You're just waiting to get to the next floor, not fighting off aliens and having heartfelt confessions! 🤣👽 #MovieMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Commentary:
"Remember, a conversation is like a game of hot potato – you don't want to be the one left holding the spud for too long! 🥔 Let's give others a chance to shine in the spotlight, before we start auditioning for the role of the one-person show! 🎭💬"