Funny mission quotes

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, "It's lunch time."

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025