Funny mission quotes

• At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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  12 hours ago

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• I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  2 months ago

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• Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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  2 months ago

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• I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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  2 months ago

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• Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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  2 months ago

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• Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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  2 months ago

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• Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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  3 months ago

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