Funny mission quotes — Wordgag ツ

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

2 days ago2 days ago

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

4 months ago4 months ago

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

5 months ago5 months ago

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Jan 25, 2025

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Jan 25, 2025

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Jan 24, 2025

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Jan 22, 2025