Funny mission quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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