Funny mission quotes

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

1 week ago / slickboy

Commentary:
Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

1 week ago / slickboy

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Plot twist: Mission Impossible: Really Really Impossible Edition! Watch as Tom Cruise takes on the ultimate challenge – a mission so impossible, even Ethan Hunt himself is like 'Wait, what?!' 😱 Will he succeed or will he finally meet his match? Coming soon to theaters near you… or maybe not, because, you know, it's impossible." 🤣 #MissionImpLOLs

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

1 week ago / slickboy

Commentary:
"Shoutout to those 60-second authentication codes for turning my everyday life into a high-stakes espionage thriller 🕵️‍♂️💥 Who knew typing in numbers could be so exhilarating? Feeling like a secret agent in my own backyard! 🏡🔒 #LifeOfACodeCracker"

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

2 weeks ago / slickboy

Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"