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"Ah, the classic zipper dilemma – to inform or not to inform, that is the question! 🤔🤭 It's like walking a tightrope between being kind and avoiding an awkward moment! 😅 #ZipperGate"
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Ah, autocorrect, the unsolicited third wheel of text conversations! 🤖🙄 It always has a knack for turning a "duck" into something else entirely. 🦆😂 Brace yourself for those unexpected plot twists brought to you by autocorrect! 📱🤪 -
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Well, well, well, looks like we finally found out who was responsible for letting the dogs out! It wasn't the cats, the birds, or even the squirrels – it was you all along! Let's hope they don't hold a grudge for getting busted. Just remember, in the future, keep a closer leash on things before your furry friends start causing a canine commotion! 🐶🚪🔓 -
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Ah, let us observe a moment of silence for the to-do list that grows longer with each passing moment, as we masterfully navigate the art of procrastination. May we find solace in the fact that tomorrow is another day to ignore those tasks with renewed determination!
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