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103 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

4 months ago
View →: There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
4 months ago
View →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
4 months ago
View →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.
4 months ago
View →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
4 months ago
View →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?
4 months ago
View →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
4 months ago
View →: “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
4 months ago
View →: Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.
4 months ago
View →: About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.
4 months ago
View →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
4 months ago
View →: When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?
4 months ago
View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.
4 months ago
View →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
4 months ago
View →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
4 months ago
View →: Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.
4 months ago
View →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
4 months ago
View →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.
4 months ago
View →: Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.
4 months ago
View →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
4 months ago
View →: The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
4 months ago
View →: I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.
4 months ago
View →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.
4 months ago
View →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
4 months ago
View →: There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
4 months ago
View →: Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.
4 months ago
View →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
4 months ago
View →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.
4 months ago
View →: Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.
4 months ago
View →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
4 months ago
View →: Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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