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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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2 months ago
Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬
2 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
3 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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"Who needs a night light when you have movies secretly watching over you? 🎥😴 Talk about a cinematic lullaby! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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🤣💁‍♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃
3 months ago
Share →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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🤣 "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂"
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
3 months ago
Share →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead
3 months ago
Share →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!
$Funny movie quotes - For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

3 months ago
Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.