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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Feb 2, 2026

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Feb 2, 2026

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Feb 2, 2026

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Feb 2, 2026

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Feb 2, 2026

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Feb 2, 2026

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Feb 2, 2026

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Feb 2, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Feb 1, 2026

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Feb 1, 2026

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Feb 1, 2026

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Feb 1, 2026

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Feb 1, 2026

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Feb 1, 2026

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Feb 1, 2026

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Feb 1, 2026

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Feb 1, 2026

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Feb 1, 2026

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Feb 1, 2026

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Feb 1, 2026

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Feb 1, 2026

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Feb 1, 2026

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Jan 31, 2026

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Jan 31, 2026

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Jan 31, 2026

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Jan 31, 2026

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Jan 31, 2026

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Jan 31, 2026

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Jan 31, 2026

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Jan 31, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Jan 31, 2026

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Jan 31, 2026

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Jan 31, 2026

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Jan 31, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Jan 30, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Jan 30, 2026

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Jan 30, 2026

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Jan 30, 2026

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Jan 30, 2026

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Jan 30, 2026