50 Funny multitasking quotes

• Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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  2 months ago

  chips, eating, entertainment, humor, multitasking, snack, subtitles

• My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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  2 months ago

  appliances, blower, creativity, dryer, hair, hair dryer, household, humor, leaf, leaf blower, multitasking, powerful

• I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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  2 months ago

  always, arm, carry, grocery, humor, i, keys, multitasking, one arm, pocket, struggle, wrong, wrong pocket

• Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, chores, done, drink, humor, laundry, multitasking, procrastination, relaxation, wine

• Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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  2 months ago

  balance, child, fails, humor, i, multitasking, parent, parenting, parenting fails, phone, photo, picture, sleeping, times

• My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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  2 months ago

  brain, confusion, distraction, humor, i, mental, mental overload, multitasking, music, open, overload, playing, tab, tabs, too

• The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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  2 months ago

  activity, always, big, cool, cool thing, five, football, fun, fun activity, giving, high, high five, hobby, ideal, ideal man, man, multitasking, sports, thing, things, thinking, throwing, truck

• Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, humor, i, multitasking, octopus, people, slap, wish

• I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  forget, humor, i, ignore, irony, listen, multitasking, productivity, same, sarcasm, time

• I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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  2 months ago

  distraction, humor, i, management, multi-tasking, multitasking, procrastinator, put, put off, things, time, time management

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