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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?
It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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3 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"
3 months ago
Share →: You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bed when you can get a nap that leaves its mark? It's like a souvenir from the land of sweet dreams!"
3 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
3 months ago
Share →: You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"
3 months ago
Share →: That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the battle of wills between productivity and the siren call of napping would be so fierce? 😴💤 It's like the afternoon slump knows exactly when to strike – sneaky little siesta temptress!"
4 months ago
Share →: My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nap position' – a state of perpetual relaxation 🛌 Sounds like your body just refuses to commit to any form of fitness! It's all about that elastic band life, stretching out and bouncing back 🔄💪 Maybe your body's secretly training for the Olympics in napping… Gold medal dreams in snoozing, coming right up! 🥇😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Commentary:
Ah, to be a kid again where a long nap is seen as an achievement worthy of applause! Who knew that adulting would involve celebrating just making it through the day without a nap time tantrum?
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"
5 months ago
Share →: The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between wanting a nap and not wanting to mess up your bedtime routine! 😴⏰ It's like being in the time zone of indecision! ⏳😂 Just remember, there's always Netflix to help bridge that gap! 📺🌙 #TheStruggleIsReal
5 months ago
Share →: Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Commentary:
"Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"