Every laptop should have a β€œcat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said β€œno one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all β€œPlease open your mouth.”

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.