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33 Funny new year quotes

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate. I'Il start tomorrow.

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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If I don't text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Humanity doesn't deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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I am "I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve" old.

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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