Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.