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Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.
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Oh, the thrill of decoding your own secret messages courtesy of your own chicken scratch! 🐔📝 It's like a personal puzzle game where the only prize is the satisfaction of finally figuring out what you meant to jot down. 😄 Who needs cryptic codes when you've got your own messy handwriting to keep you entertained? 🤔🔍 #PenmanshipPuzzles #MysteryNotes
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Looks like someone is *already* starting the new year on a criminal note! 🤣 Better watch out for the tax collectors, they don't take "old year" excuses! 📅💸 #NewYearSameMistakes

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.
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Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️♂️💻
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"God has a plan for you!" 🙏 Oh really? Well, I've got a few suggestions for the big guy upstairs… ✍️ Maybe some more vacation days or a winning lottery ticket would be nice! 😜 #CollaborationGoals

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
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Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! 📝🤣 It's always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!