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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.
Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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5 months ago
Share →: Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Commentary:
"Meteorologists be like: 'Let's chat about the clouds when all we really wanna hear about is some killer asteroids! 🌦️☄️' Come on, weather folks, give us the celestial drama we signed up for!"
5 months ago
Share →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"
5 months ago
Share →: “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Commentary:
"Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"
5 months ago
Share →: have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Commentary:
Just imagine the scene: lurking behind a big painting with eyeholes, hoping for some thrilling espionage, but ending up just watching reality TV… Truly a cutting-edge form of surveillance! 🕵️‍♂️📺 #SpyingOnMyNetflixQueue
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🏠🤣 Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" 🖼️🔨 Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" – they hit the nail on the head! 🪓👏
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Commentary:
"Popcorn: the ultimate truth serum 🍿🧐 It's amazing how a snack can reveal a person's true colors! That's why I always bring extra butter to movie nights, you never know what revelations might pop up 😉🎬"
5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁‍♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"