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214 Funny observation quotes

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025