Funny quotes organization

24 Funny organization quotes

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

3 weeks ago

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

4 weeks ago

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

2 months ago

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

2 months ago

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

2 months ago

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

2 months ago

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

2 months ago

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

2 months ago

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

2 months ago

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

2 months ago

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

2 months ago

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

3 months ago

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

3 months ago

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

3 months ago

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

3 months ago

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

3 months ago

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

3 months ago

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

3 months ago

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

3 months ago

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

3 months ago

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

3 months ago

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

3 months ago

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

3 months ago

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

3 months ago