23 Funny organization quotes

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

It's like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At this point, I'm not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025