25 Funny organization quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

  Commentary:
  "Finally permission to let go of my 'museum of ancient tech boxes'! 📦✨ #BoxHoarderNoMore"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of every room-cleaning enthusiast: battling the distractions of cool stuff! Who knew that cleaning could lead to such adventurous discoveries? It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is buried under piles of laundry and old magazines."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly the first person to write down a recipe was on a whole other level of organization – they probably color-coded their spice rack and alphabetized their pantry. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here still trying to figure out where we put the flour."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that spatula has taken up permanent residence in the drawer, claiming squatter's rights! 🍳🤣 Better call in a mediator to resolve this heated kitchen dispute! 🔥🍴

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

  Commentary:
  It's the ultimate Tupperware treasure hunt – searching through a sea of containers only to come up empty-handed when it's lid time! 🤦‍♂️🥡 Who knew Tupperware could be so elusive? 🕵️‍♀️ Remember, folks, always match your lids with care! 🙈 #TupperwareTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

  Commentary:
  "Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"

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