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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
4 days ago
Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
1 month ago
The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.
2 months ago
If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
2 months ago
One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
3 months ago
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
3 months ago
It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.
3 months ago
All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.
3 months ago
I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
3 months ago
I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.
3 months ago
You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
3 months ago
Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.
3 months ago
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
3 months ago
Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
3 months ago
I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
3 months ago
I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
3 months ago
Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
3 months ago
Shorts should be half the price of pants.
3 months ago
Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
3 months ago
Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
3 months ago
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