26 Funny pants quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

  Commentary:
  "When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It's like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can't compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

  Commentary:
  "Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over life's trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher 😂👖💪 It's the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

  Commentary:
  "If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Life's rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you're just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"

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