35 Funny pants quotes

• Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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  1 day ago

  betrayal, getting, gray, humor, keys, marriage, pants, personal, powerful, prediction, psychic, relationship, tell, things, wife

• Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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  1 month ago

  casual, humor, pants, place, relaxation, responsibility, Sunday

• Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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  2 months ago

  apology, attraction, flirtation, hot, humor, i, pants, said, sorry, still, think

• Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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  2 months ago

  body, body grooming, bush, fashion, grooming, humor, loss, pants, pants size, shave, shaved, size, weight, weight loss

• Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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  2 months ago

  except, funny situation, hide, hide and seek, humor, husband, last, marriage, pants, put, search, searching, seek, situation, where

• Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  2 months ago

  accident, bathroom, crime, embarrassing, humor, joke, pants, public, public urination, restroom, silly, urination

• Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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  2 months ago

  accident, before, clothing, daily, daily life, humor, i, just, life, matter, myself, pants, something, spill, time, today, wardrobe, white, white pants

• Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, fashion, fit, humor, once, over, pants, perfect, perfectly, style

• Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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  2 months ago

  bear, dating, honeypot, humor, metaphor, pants, playful, pooh, Pooh Bear, reply, trying

• The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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  2 months ago

  after, behavior, decision, funny behavior, humor, making, masculine, masculine urge, minor, minor decision, pants, urge

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