Funny quotes pants

22 Funny pants quotes

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025