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30 Funny pants quotes

Funny pants quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and add some flair to your wardrobe vibes ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re rocking jeans, joggers, or those wild patterned trousers, these witty sayings will have you laughing out loud and strutting with confidence ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your captions, get ready to embrace the lighter side of fashion one hilarious line at a time! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฉณ

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hide and seek, except itโ€™s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Public urination isnโ€™t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Wearing white pants today, so itโ€™s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, itโ€™s over for all your other pants.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

One day youโ€™re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Itโ€™s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

All pants are tear away pants if youโ€™re strong enough.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You know shitโ€™s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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