26 Funny pants quotes

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  17 minutes ago

  View →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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