Funny quotes pants

23 Funny pants quotes

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

4 days ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

1 month ago

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

2 months ago

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

2 months ago

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

3 months ago

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

3 months ago

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

3 months ago

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

3 months ago

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

3 months ago

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

3 months ago

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

3 months ago

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

3 months ago

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

3 months ago

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

3 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

3 months ago

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

3 months ago

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

3 months ago

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

3 months ago

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

3 months ago