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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"
5 months ago
Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Commentary:
"Move over, pandas and polar bears!🐼❄️ It's the interesting people's time to shine as the rare and coveted endangered species in our midst. Better protect these fascinating beings before they become extinct from boringness!🦄🌟 #UniqueAndUnicornlike"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to unravel my thoughts and emotions is like attempting to untangle a mess of Christmas lights – it's twisted, knotted, and sometimes just ends up in a heap on the floor 🎄😅 #TangledHumanProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Who needs red flags when you can just dazzle everyone with your fun facts instead? 🚩🤓 Let's spice up those warning signs with a little trivia, shall we? 😉 #FactsOverFlags"
5 months ago
Share →: I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Commentary:
Ah, the Thanksgiving table – where family dynamics take center stage! 🦃👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's like a live performance of The Real Housewives of Dysfunction Junction! 🎭😂 Who needs name cards when you can just assign DSM-5 diagnoses to everyone instead? 📋🤪 #ThanksgivingTales
5 months ago
Share →: Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Commentary:
🍸💬 "Me: I'm an introvert. Vodka: No, you're not. Vodka definitely knows how to bring out the extrovert in us all! Who knew a little spirit could be so persuasive? 😂🥂 #LiquidConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about balance – the crazier you are, the hotter you should be! 🔥💃 Embrace your inner eccentricity with style and sass, because being a little bit crazy never hurt anyone… as long as you rock it with confidence! 😜💁‍♀️ #CrazyHot"
5 months ago
Share →: Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Commentary:
Oh dear, looks like those car antlers have revealed your reindeer aspirations! 🦌🚗 Maybe it's time to sleigh the holiday spirit all year round! 😉 #ReindeerInDisguise
5 months ago
Share →: I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Commentary:
"Me trying to explain why I'm such an over-explainer: well, you see, it all started when I was a baby and I over-explained why I cried… 🤔💬 #StoryOfMyLife"