Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "opportunity knocks, but it's just to annoy you instead of it bringing you joy." 🚪😤 Who knew frustration could be so persistent and exhausting, right? Maybe it's time for opportunity to knock a little quieter next time, or just bring some chocolate instead! 🍫😅
12 Funny pissed quotes
Trending Funny Pissed Quotes 🔥
- I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.
- Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.
- Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.
- You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
- Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
More funny pissed quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
"Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?"
Top Funny Pissed Quotes 🔥
- Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.
- I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.
- Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.
- Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
- I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.
For even more funny pissed quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny pissed quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
Need a coffee and a laugh? These funny pissed quotes deliver both. ☕😂
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
336 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
54 minutes ago