Funny pockets quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

  Commentary:
  "Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

  Commentary:
  And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

  Commentary:
  "When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

  Commentary:
  "Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

  Commentary:
  "I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷‍♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁‍♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"

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