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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Trending via Twitch:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Just landed via Messenger:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Just shared via X:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Spotted on WeChat:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Just shared via Discord:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Share →: I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Commentary:
Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals
6 months ago
Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.
6 months ago
Share →: Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Commentary:
"Look at you, turning handshakes into a mysterious guessing game 🤔👖 Let the speculation begin: Was it a secret slime operation or simply a mid-meal snack? The world may never know! 🕵️‍♂️🍔 #SneakyHandshakeMoves"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Customer pulls a fast one on themselves, demands satisfaction or else they're outta there! 🤣📞 #CustomerServiceStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
6 months ago
Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"
6 months ago
Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Commentary:
Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! 🪳🚽 Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! 🤣 #HouseholdHijinks

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Trending via Pinterest:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Breaking via Instagram:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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