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  • I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that finding a parking spot could be the ultimate make-or-break moment in adulting? 🅿️🚗 Sometimes the struggle is just too real that surrendering and heading back home seems like the only logical option! 😂 #LifeGoals #ParkingStruggles”

  • I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

    Commentary:
    🏆🎬 “I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?”

  • I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

    Commentary:
    “I guess it’s a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids”

  • Relationship status: I love my bed.

    Commentary:
    Relationship status: Committed to my bed, where cuddles are always available and no drama in sight. 💕😴 #BedIsBae

  • Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

    Commentary:
    🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it’s time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

  • At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs diamonds and yachts when you have the comfort of a top-notch mattress, am I right? 😄💤 Forget the fancy cars, all I need is a firm pillow and a plush duvet to feel like a million bucks! Who knew adulthood would bring such riveting desires? 😂 #PrioritiesShift”

  • Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

    Commentary:
    “Move over Spotify Wrapped 🎵, the real challenge is tracking the minutes spent listening to your girlfriend this year! ⏰😂 Who needs music when you’ve got relationship tuning in? 🎧💕 #GirlfriendGoals”

  • Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you’ve got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities”

  • Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

    Commentary:
    “Quitting my job to focus on being in love, because who needs a paycheck when you have unlimited love and poor financial decisions to make? 💕💸 #Priorities”

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