Funny quirk quotes

• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  2 months ago

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• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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  2 months ago

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• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, comedy, humor, irony, lighthearted, little, paper, parody, question, quirk, trying

• At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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  2 months ago

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• I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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  3 months ago

  ancestry, family, flaw, genetics, humor, i, inheritance, line, people, quirk, something, wrong

• Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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  4 months ago

  good, humor, making, only, personality, quirk, self-deprecating, skill, thing, things, weird

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