Funny quirk quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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