Funny quirk quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

  Commentary:
  Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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