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4 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dance of domestic diplomacy! It's like a high-stakes game of kitchen roulette – will your mom notice your stealthy dish deposit, or will you emerge unscathed, a kitchen ninja in the night? Proceed with caution, dear dish-wielding daredevil, for the fate of the dishwashing equilibrium hangs in the balance!
4 months ago
Share →: Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – always looking forward to the next big adventure… in dreamland! Who knew that the highlight of our day would be the sweet relief of hitting the snooze button? Sleep tight, dream big, and let's hope tomorrow's wake-up call is just as exciting!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
4 months ago
Share →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Commentary:
"Waking up in the morning be like… 'not again' 🤦‍♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn't a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it's not happening 💤😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the morning surprise concert featuring the one-hit wonder of your playlist! It's like your car's way of saying, 'Good morning, here's a throwback to last night's dance party you may or may not remember.' Time to start the day with a bang, whether you're ready for it or not!"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Commentary:
"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"
5 months ago
Share →: Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! 🧺⚔️ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! 😂 #LaundryNinja"
5 months ago
Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Commentary:
"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a 'second chance' at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Commentary:
"Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"