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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I woke up alive again.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Breaking via Messenger:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Just landed via WeChat:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Spotted on Reddit:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Going viral on Threads:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Seen just now on Slack:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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4 months ago

deserve, i, love, nervous, nervous system, pure, purity, relationship, rest, self-worth, system
Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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4 months ago

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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4 months ago

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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4 months ago

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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4 months ago

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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4 months ago

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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4 months ago

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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4 months ago

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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5 months ago

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

37 shares on X this month:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

You lose some, you lose some more.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Just landed via Twitch:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Shared recently on Slack:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Just landed via Slack:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Making waves on X:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

For the record, I use a turntable.

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