1528 Funny relationship quotes

• Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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  breakup, comfort, every, hand, held, humor, relationship, sugar, support, through

• My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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  aid, communication, compromise, happy, hearing, hearing aid, humor, husband, key, marriage, needs, refusal, refuses, relationship

• My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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  comedy, control, everyone, family, household, humor, husband, i, joke, looking, minute, need, relationship, remote, remote control, stand, stand-up

• Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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  chamber, communication, echo, echo chamber, humor, i, irony, love, nothing, relationship, sarcasm

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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• “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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• My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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  boyfriend, conversation, escape, everyone, humor, i, interaction, jealousy, planning, relationship, silence, social, social interaction, stand, while

• Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  boyfriend, dating, doing, friendship, girls, humor, humor quote, Instagram, jealousy, media, never, relationship, social, social media, something, soon, stop, unfollow

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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  conversation, honey, humor, internet, media, online, online conversation, relationship, social, social media, stranger, strangers, talking

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