I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax? Posted on1 week ago
Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Posted on2 weeks ago
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Posted on2 weeks ago
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? Posted on2 weeks ago