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14 Funny relax quotes

Funny relax quotes are the perfect way to unwind and giggle at the same time πŸ˜„πŸ›‹οΈ. When life gets hectic, a little humor can melt stress away like magic ✨πŸ”₯. Whether you’re chilling with a cup of coffee β˜• or kicking back after a long day, these witty words will have you LOL-ing while you lounge. Ready to relax and laugh? Let the good vibes roll! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜Ž

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, β€œShouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Posted on6 months ago

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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