18 Funny relax quotes

• Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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  anxiety, brain, brains, humor, panic, relax, something, stress, Sunday, want, weekend, weird

• Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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  after, days, entertainment, home, humor, leisure, love, relax, short-form, short-form video, video, videos, work

• The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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  chores, clean, clean house, cleaning, conflict, house, laziness, motivation, move, procrastination, relax, struggle, Sunday, wanting

• The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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  act, rebellion, relax, relaxation, unconditional

• People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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  asleep, fall, freak, humor, i, me, mean, people, quick, relax, sleep, thoughts

• I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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  chair, home, humor, i, love, me, multitask, need, phone, relax, room, sit, thrive, waiting, waiting room

• I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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  comfort, couch, give, humor, i, just, lazy, love, relax, self-care

• I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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  chilling, documentary, entertainment, humor, irony, just, killer, news, put, relax, relief, serial, serial killer, stress, stress relief, turned

• Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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  always, chefs, cooking, cut, everything, fast, humor, just, kitchen, man, onion, relax, speed

• Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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  body, bowels, every, except, humor, relax, stress, time, travel, vacation

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