Funny quotes relax

Funny relax quotes

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don't they have thoughts?

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It's just an onion man, why don't you relax?

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I think I'll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025