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5 months ago
Share →: We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between our inner bear wanting to hibernate and society's expectations of adulting 🐻💤 Who needs responsibilities when you can just curl up and nap, amirite? 😂 #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money 💤💸. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! 😂 #DreamJob"
5 months ago
Share →: Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Commentary:
"Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a spa day when you can have all the guacamole and margaritas your heart desires at a Mexican restaurant? 💃🌮🍹 It's a fiesta for the soul! #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
5 months ago
Share →: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Commentary:
"Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world? 💪🌎 Maybe a nice cup of tea and a nap on a cloud could help lighten that load! ☁️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Commentary:
"I've reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I'm interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?"
5 months ago
Share →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Commentary:
"Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Commentary:
"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"
5 months ago
Share →: If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Commentary:
Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff
5 months ago
Share →: Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"