60 Funny running quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?
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  5 months ago

  View →: They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Running from your problems is cardio.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Does running away from my problems count as cardio?
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  5 months ago

  View →: You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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