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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

3 months ago

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

3 months ago

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 months ago

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

3 months ago

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

3 months ago

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

3 months ago

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

3 months ago

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

3 months ago

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

3 months ago

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

3 months ago

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

3 months ago

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

3 months ago

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

3 months ago

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

3 months ago

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

3 months ago

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

3 months ago

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

3 months ago

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

3 months ago