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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Breaking via Messenger:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Live now on Discord:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Trending via Instagram:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Just landed via WeChat:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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