22 Funny schedule quotes

• My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conflict, humor, i, insomnia, relationship, schedule, sleep, sleep schedule, speaking, terms, tiredness

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  2 months ago

  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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  2 months ago

  9-5, flexible, flexible schedule, home, home office, hours, humor, office, productivity, remote, remote work, schedule, work, work hours, working

• Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, Friday, humor, nothing, realization, schedule, Thursday, time, weekend

• I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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  2 months ago

  6am, holiday, humor, irony, karma, morning, schedule, work

• Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  2 months ago

  change, doing, doing nothing, invitation, last, last minute, management, minute, need, nothing, plan, procrastination, schedule, time, time management

• They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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  2 months ago

  compatibility, friends, humor, invention, life, line, planning, schedule, should, social, social life, yours

• I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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  2 months ago

  body, day, exhaustion, fun, hours, humor, i, little, nap, naps, party, rest, schedule, surprise, surprise party, time, used

• Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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  3 months ago

  appointment, before, boat, dentist, early, fretting, humor, month, next, payment, schedule

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