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- I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.
- Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.
- I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
- 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
- They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.
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- Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.
- Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
- Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
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