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2 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
4 months ago
Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"
4 months ago
Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Commentary:
"Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"
4 months ago
Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Commentary:
"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Commentary:
"🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Commentary:
"Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"
5 months ago
Share →: Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Commentary:
"Why did corn get all the attention when there's a whole world of food waiting to be exploded into greatness?! 🌽💥🍴 Maybe if we start exploding more foods, we'll uncover the next culinary revolution…or at least have some epic kitchen fails to laugh about! 😂🔥 #ExplodingEdibles"
6 months ago
Share →: Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Commentary:
🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"