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  • He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! 🌶️🔬 Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious “fizz” to his reputation! 🌟🥤 #FizzicsGenius

  • I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, so he must have been a ‘macrobiologist’ then! 🧐🔬 Seems like he really absorbed all those bacteria cultures and grew in size! 🦠💪 Maybe he’s been cultivating some super-sized germs in his lab! 🦠🔬😄”

  • Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let’s add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?”

  • Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive overnight hair growth phenomenon – Nature’s way of keeping us on our toes and our eyebrows on fleek! 🌱💁‍♂️ Just when you think you’re safe, BAM! Bangs appear where you least expect them. It’s all fun and games until you wake up looking like a Chia Pet! 😂 #BadHairDay”

  • Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can’t join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld”

  • 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

    Commentary:
    “Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they’re stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂”

  • You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else’s body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁‍♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬”

  • Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

    Commentary:
    “From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That’s a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger’s cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild”

  • I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs the stress of parenting when you can just swoop in for the fun parts as a grandparent? 🤷‍♂️👴🧓 Here’s to hoping science can help fast-track us to grandkid heaven! 🧪👶 #GrandparentGoals”

  • Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let’s hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they’ll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?

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