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32 Funny scream quotes

Funny scream quotes 🀣 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to any situation where you’re about to lose it 😱! Whether you’re dealing with a pesky fly πŸͺ° or navigating a meeting that could’ve been an email πŸ“§, these hilarious tidbits will have you laughing out loud. Ready for a delightful dive into the world of comedic chaos? Let’s scream and giggle together πŸ€ͺ!

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Cicadas are all like, β€œY’all mind if I scream?”

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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