27 Funny scream quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who scream sneeze need their own island.

  Commentary:
  Oh, definitely! 🏝️ Let's call it "Sneeze Scream Island" a sanctuary for those who can't contain their sneezes. It could be a place where tissues grow on trees and no one bats an eye when a giant ACHOO echoes through the palm trees! 🤧🌴 Sounds like the perfect paradise for the energetic sneezers out there!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

  Commentary:
  🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

  Commentary:
  "No carpool for me, folks! That's reserved for my exclusive angry scream sessions. 😅🚗🗣️ #SorryNotSorry #WorkplaceTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

  Commentary:
  "If you're going to be a backseat driver, at least do it quietly 🚗💥 Otherwise, it's going to be a real scream fest in here! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

  Commentary:
  📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂"

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