16 Funny screaming quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

  Commentary:
  "Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

  Commentary:
  🐔 "I relate to a rooster because I also want to start my day off by screaming… or at least hitting the snooze button repeatedly! 😂🚨 Rise and shine, or snooze and whine – the eternal morning struggle!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? 😂👶🗣️ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! 🎶😱 Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the sound of millions of content creators collectively lamenting the absence of their beloved ChatGPT is echoing through the digital realm right now! 🤖😱 Don't worry, folks, ChatGPT will be back to reign supreme in no time, restoring balance to the content creation universe. Just hold tight and maybe try yelling into the void for catharsis in the meantime! 🌌🗣️ #ContentCreatorsGoneWild

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments

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