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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

5 days ago

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

1 month ago

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

1 month ago

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

3 months ago

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

3 months ago

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

3 months ago

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

3 months ago

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

3 months ago

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

3 months ago

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

3 months ago

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

3 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

3 months ago

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

3 months ago

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

3 months ago