24 Funny screaming quotes

• Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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  6 minutes ago

  cicada, curiosity, funny thought, humor, nature, place, quiet, quiet place, scream, screaming, thought

• I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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  4 hours ago

  bet, communication, email, feeling, finds, humor, i, inner, inner feeling, inside, screaming, silence, stress

• I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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  6 hours ago

  after, art, exhausted, fleeing, humor, i, karate, last, last resort, martial, martial art, panic, resort, screaming, self-defense

• I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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  9 hours ago

  activity, fun, i, internet, know, people, scream, screaming, spend, things, time, wonder

• Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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  1 day ago

  audience, communication, cornfield, feels, humor, joke, jokes, loneliness, media, screaming, social, social media, tweeting

• Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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  1 day ago

  brother, gone, hogan, honor, Hulk, Hulk Hogan, humor, ripping, screaming, shirt, shirt ripping, shirts, stranger, strangers, tribute, wrestling

• Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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  2 weeks ago

  911, 911 operator, call, call center, center, emergency, empath, hanging, humor, job, job struggle, me, operator, overwhelmed, screaming, someone, struggle, work, working

• Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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  2 months ago

  ask, cooking, coping, coping mechanism, going, humor, mechanism, recipe, scream, screaming, void

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, frustration, hate, humor, i, kids, me, parenting, problems, public, real, sarcasm, scream, screaming, should

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