28 Funny seeing quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

  Commentary:
  "Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

  Commentary:
  "Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… 🍎😅 Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Seeing double when you're drunk can be confusing, but realizing it's just one pizza slice is a cheesy letdown! 🍕🍕 #PizzaPartyFoul"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

  Commentary:
  "Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma 🍰🍴 Who knew life’s sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your kids are not just artists, but also brutally honest critics! 🎨✂️ Get that beard trim ASAP before they start adding Santa Claus vibes to your portraits! 🎅😆 #DadLife #BeardStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

  Commentary:
  "Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"

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