29 Funny self-image quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when your grudges are doing all the heavy lifting? 💪🏼😅 Remember, emotional baggage weighs more than any dumb old scale can measure! 🛍️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mirrors when you can just use your front-facing camera for a daily reality check instead? 📸😂 #SelfieTruthHurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

  Commentary:
  😂🏃‍♂️ "You think you're nailing the whole 'cool and collected' vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! 🕺 Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! 🌟 Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. 📹 #

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the 'I woke up like this… and stayed like this' look with unmatched confidence! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a mirror when you've got self-love shining through? 🌟 #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! ⛄️👙 Winter is your season to shine… literally! ❄️ #SnowmanGoals"

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