174 Funny self quotes

• Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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  3 weeks ago

  bath, being, care, clean, cleaned, cry, fine, house, humor, i, just, mood, mood swing, self, self-care, snack, swing, wild, woman

• Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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  3 weeks ago

  5, body, body image, fatter, future, here, humor, i, image, joke, myself, self, weight, where

• I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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  3 weeks ago

  80s, dancing, humor, i, myself, nostalgia, reflection, self, solitude, talking

• Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, funnier, humor, identify, identity, joke, people, perception, personality, sarcasm, self, self-perception, wit

• Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, alone, being, being alone, favorite, favorite activity, favourite, introvert, personal, personal space, self, self time, solitude, space, time

• Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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  3 weeks ago

  Bob, Bob Ross, forest, humor, minutes, myself, paint, ross, self, self-improvement, still, unfinished, work, work on self, working

• I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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  3 weeks ago

  else, humor, i, ID, identity, irony, personality, regret, self, somebody

• My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, emotions, favorite, feelings, humor, hurt, me, self

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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  3 weeks ago

  frustration, humor, job, job frustration, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, quitting, quitting job, routine, self, self-talk, talk, talking, work, work humor

• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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  3 weeks ago

  dialogue, head, humor, internal, internal dialogue, me, much, self, self-doubt, starting, think, voice

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