24 Funny set quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

  Commentary:
  "Setting two alarms is a great plan, unless 'The Real Me' decides to hit snooze on both! 🕰️😴 Good intentions vs. reality – the eternal battle of the morning routine! ⏰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern-day struggle of technology versus parenting skills! 🤖👪 It seems like kids these days are the real tech wizards, leaving us parents feeling like we're stuck in the Stone Age. 📱😅 Who knew the tables would turn so drastically? Maybe we should consider giving our kids official IT certifications along with their report cards! 💻👩‍💻👨‍🎓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! 🤧⏰⏰ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! 😄 #SneezeMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

  Commentary:
  "Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

  Commentary:
  🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

  Commentary:
  "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"

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