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6 months ago
Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Commentary:
Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou
6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'burning desire' 🔥😅 It seems like they're not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff"
6 months ago
Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Commentary:
"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Commentary:
"Setting two alarms is a great plan, unless 'The Real Me' decides to hit snooze on both! 🕰️😴 Good intentions vs. reality – the eternal battle of the morning routine! ⏰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day struggle of technology versus parenting skills! 🤖👪 It seems like kids these days are the real tech wizards, leaving us parents feeling like we're stuck in the Stone Age. 📱😅 Who knew the tables would turn so drastically? Maybe we should consider giving our kids official IT certifications along with their report cards! 💻👩‍💻👨‍🎓
6 months ago
Share →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Commentary:
Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! 🤧⏰⏰ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! 😄 #SneezeMaster
6 months ago
Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"
6 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Commentary:
🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
6 months ago
Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Commentary:
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"