19 Funny sh quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

  Commentary:
  Walking around like it's Casual Footwear Friday 👟🩳😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

  Commentary:
  Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

  Commentary:
  "By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃‍♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the multitasking mastery of adulthood! 🧦👟 Why stop at just tying shoes when you can also contemplate the secrets of the universe or solve world hunger, right? 🤔💭 Keep reaching for the stars, even from tying your shoelaces! 🌟👞 #AdultingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shoes could be vegan too! 🤔🌱 Guess these kicks won't be asking for a snack anytime soon… Unless they develop a taste for tofu! 😂👟 #PlantPoweredFashion"

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