Funny quotes sh

15 Funny sh quotes

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

3 months ago

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

3 months ago

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

3 months ago

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

3 months ago

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

3 months ago

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

3 months ago

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

3 months ago

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

3 months ago

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

3 months ago

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

3 months ago

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

3 months ago

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

3 months ago

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

3 months ago

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

3 months ago