16 Funny sh quotes

4 weeks ago
View →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.
4 months ago
View →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.
5 months ago
View →: I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.
5 months ago
View →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
5 months ago
View →: I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.
5 months ago
View →: If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.
5 months ago
View →: If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.
5 months ago
View →: I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.
5 months ago
View →: My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
5 months ago
View →: When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
5 months ago
View →: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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