20 Funny sh quotes

• Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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  2, hours, humor, problem, ready, relationship, sh, take, time, woman

• Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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  being, clothing, comfort, feels, humor, irony, naked, nakedness, sh

• If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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  charge, cooky, elf, holiday, humor, imagination, leadership, put, responsibility, sh, stuff, toys, why

• Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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  40s, age, aging, breath, breathlessness, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, run, running, sh, trying, welcome

• “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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  cart, deserve, humor, indulgence, retail, retail therapy, self-care, sh, shopping, therapy, treat, yourself

• Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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  activity, bowling, fun, humor, laughter, most, sh, someone, sport

• Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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  activity, adult, adult life, ask, childhood, even, fast, friends, fun, fun activity, growing, growing up, life, new, new sh, nostalgia, run, running, sh, sucks

• I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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  activity, age, else, here, humor, i, life, multitasking, sh, think, thinking, where

• A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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  after, Cinderella, complain, complaint, having, humor, husband, marriage, months, sh, too, wedding

• Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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  buying, disease, else, everyone, fashion, favorite, humor, interest, making, me, multiple, nostalgia, personal, personal interest, priorities, sh, shopping, spread, time, time travel, travel, wars

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